#1 - It is important to pay attention when removing a pizza from the oven. On the other hand, when the business side of said pizza smacks against the drawers and cabinets, A) try not to mention it until AFTER it has been consumed, and B) know that it may take several days to find all of the cheesy grease.
#2 - It is appallingly stunning to realize how quickly a beautiful, well planned Christmas tree farm can turn into a mud bog of mythical proportions. It is also amazing how quickly cold weather can fix that.
#3 - I still remember and long for the day when the engine light would go on in the car and you could turn into the closest gas station where they'd pop the hood and have a look as part of the normal service. Sigh....
#4 - If you have a chronically ill person in the house, NEVER say or post anything about how well they have been getting along. Doing so is asking for trouble.
#5 - and perhaps most important - when preparing for a tea class, do not assume that even half of the participants will be able to eat scones. Have some gluten-free offerings available.
#6 - If there is a spectacular meteor shower going on, it will inevitably rain.
6 comments:
These were amusing and very true. Life... who would have thought things would turn out this way.
hopr your day goes better!!!!
Ha! Quite true, quite true. My son is gluten free...he's not diagnosed as a Celiac, but he's very sensitive to gluten and his poor little body doesn't tolerate it at all.
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boo
These were quite interesting... now I'd like to hear your Random Thoughts on a Snowy Day.
I still love totinos pizza they use to be only a dollar.
Oh wow. There is so much unsaid but understood behind your list. Thank goodness for a sense of humor to get through stuff like this!
I'd like to have seen that mud bog. I bet it was hilarious--to watch, anyway.
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