Monday, April 01, 2019

Miracle Weight Loss Herb!

Dateline April 1, 2019

According to the International Academy of Research in Banana Reef, MN, there is very promising research that has now reached the human trial stage.

The best part is that it is a herb (heretofore known as a weed) that most people have worked to eradicate - almost all variations of Digitaria, also known as Crab Grass.

Digitaria sanguinalis (photo from WeedScience.org) is the most valued.
In what may be the best news to those battling obesity, the active components in Digitaria are activated by bacon fat.  A secondary activator is full fat ice cream, with coconut oil being a good choice as well.

Expect to see lots of recipes for all sorts of preparations for Digitaria in the coming months.  From simple stir fries to more complicated syrups and electuaries, this is going to be a game changer!

2 comments:

John D. Wheeler said...

Here I thought this was going to be an article about Wild Sweet Pea, Hedysarum mackenzii, made famous by the book Into The Wild, which contains swainsonine, a toxin that causes starvation by blocking nutrient metabolism in the body.

Tina Sams said...

Well... I was going for humor, so...